How to be a Lady

First, you must sit like a lady.

Spread your legs wide. Take up space.

Do not compromise your comfort.

There. Doesn’t that feel better?

Next, learn to talk like a lady.

Speak loudly. Be passionate.

Swear. Demand to be heard.

It is your job to make sure they are listening.

Now, dress like a lady.

Embrace your body.

Adorn your skin with glitter, gold and garments

which make you feel confident, no matter the length.

Lastly, say “fuck you” to anyone who disagrees with this

and know that their definition of a ‘lady’ is not synonymous

with  w o m a n.




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